On Relationships

Initially, it may have appeared to many as if the two could not stand even the mere sight of one another. She would insult him, to his face and in front of others, and he would respond by, essentially, ignoring her very existence. Neither showed any particular affection for the other, and neither seemed at all bothered by said fact. Although, if one were to perambulate their relationship further, one would discover that the two were, in actualiy, utterly inseperable, and, despite their frequent abuse and perpetual nagging, they were, in fact, completely best friends.

However, this dynamic remained, to a large extent, hidden from the general populace, and it was only under close investigation and by extreme chance that one ever saw the two NOT belitting each other. Moreover, the minute number of people who DID witness such madness were often far too terrified of these assumed hallucinations to ever actually speak of such events again. Therefore, the two were able to continue their act of being as loathsome and severely unappealing to each other as before, and their relationship was very rarely questioned.