I've learned ...

I've learned ... that a single rose says novels more than a dozen.
I've learned ... the art of rubbing things in people's faces.
I've learned ... to make up my own words.
I've learned ... the thrill of having something before everyone else.
I've learned ... that hand-me-down sweaters come factory with healing powers.
I've learned ... that no matter how much of your teenage life you spend wishing you were somewhere else, you'll end up missing home eventually.
I've learned ... to dance to the beat of my own tambourine.
I've learned ... that life never doesn't throw you a curve ball.
I've learned ... that Spell Check is often slightly dumber than we give it credit for.
I've learned ... that Wikipedia has all the answers to Life's questions.
I've learned ... that your clock reading 4:47 a.m. is not an excuse to go to bed, although it is a very mature and responsible way of reminding you.
I've learned ... that I'm not the only one that still sleeps with a teddy.
I've learned ... to colour outside the lines. And man, I've gone pro.
I've learned ... that proper grammar is overrated and for soap operas.
I've learned ... that the amount of minutes you set your clocks ahead by should be equal to the amount of minutes it takes you to get to work plus four.